Isn't it infuriating when the future you've been promised refuses to materialize? Flying cars. Robot servants. Interstellar empires. The wonders of science fiction remain trapped behind the horizon, forever delayed by the incompetence of lesser minds.
The delay is intolerable.
But while humanity continues to disappoint, Fruit of the Loom offers a tantalizing preview of what the future could be: Men's Breathable Underwear with Tri-Cool Technology. A rare advancement. A small but meaningful step toward the world that should already be ours.
Now, if only the rest of civilization would progress as quickly.